Not Me! Monday

So today I'm going to join in on the "Not Me" Monday! Mckmama posts her own "not me" Monday's...you can read them here. We are not perfect, and it's funny to read about how "not" perfect other people can be...so...here it goes...

This morning when I heard Kate cry out to let me know that she was up and ready to start the day, I did not just lay there in bed and let her cry out a few more times before she finally got the message that I was not coming in to get her at that moment....and we all fell back to sleep. Not me!

I did not just nod my head, smile, and look at Abby as she continued to talk and talk and talk...about what...I'm not quite sure, but it involved Halloween and decorations for Halloween. I'm always the type of mom that listens to every single word that my talkative 5 year old has to say. Not me!

I did not send my husband to church by himself last night because I wanted to stay at home and watch Regis on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" because that would be just sinful! Not me!

After I did get out of the bed this morning, I jumped up and down at the thought of returning to work tomorrow and that this was going to be my last day of summer vacation. I did do that, didn't I??? Yeah right! Not me!

When I was at Walmart this past week, I did not have such badly beat up sandals on that the bottom of my sandal was completely coming off and was flopping around like a dead fish. So that means I did not look like a fool as I tripped over the flopping sandal several times before I decided to just drag that foot. Not me!

After reading the "social networking rules" from my school district's newsletter, I did not panic and go back and start reading and deleating comments that I made on Facebook or my blog because I was scared that my license would be taken away from me. Not me!

I did not tell my 14 month old the other day, when she was throwing an absolute fit, that I somehow must have been given the wrong baby at the hospital 14 months ago because no child of mine was going to act like that....and...I most certainly did not threaten to take her back to the hospital and exchange her for a more pleasant baby because what mother would say that? Not me!

Wow! That was fun! I'm going to have to start doing that every Monday!